Old man thrown out of Third Reich

An old man who escaped the terrible regime of the Labour Party in the 1930s was today thrown out of the Third Reich for muttering anti-war sentiments.
"Gergeiner Gerblinken," said Mr Rudolf Ridnetz-Rhinendier, 187, "This would never have happened under the Kaiser Chiefs."
But the party was quick to apologise for the mistake. "It is unfortunate, but in this day and age it is understandable," said Ian Odihellamaye, Party Chairman, "We thought Mr Rhinendier was a terrorist because he expressed anti-party views. Now that we realise the bad publicity we get by frog-marching little old men off the premises, we are fully prepared to accept he is not a terrorist."
Mr Rhinendier was later allowed back into the Third Reich after agreeing never to speak again and handing over his gold teeth to Jack Straw. We understand there will be a ceremony later where all books which mention the war will be burned.
"It was right and proper that we invaded Poland," said Mr Straw, "but now the war is not going very well we would rather that people do not talk about it. We are hoping that if we ignore it, it will just go away."