Can I have a P please, Bobellezza

In the scoop of the year, the AdePress Press Agency and Dry Cleaners has revealed that US President George W Bush goes to the toilet. The agency is now working on a story about ursine arboreal defecation.
"It's outrageous," commented commentator Drim Outside. "There are hurricanes to contend with, a war in Iraq and soaring oil prices. The President should not be wasting his time on this kind of frivolous activity."