Last post in broadband format

Adenews is pleased to announce that from Monday, blogs will no longer be supplied in broadband but will instead be available in the popular European Berliner format.
"The new format reflects Adenews's values for the coming decade," said design supremo Colin Orinbook. "It is just a little bit smaller all round."
Adenews chiefs claim the new approach will make the online news information update source easier to read on trains.
"The organisation is leveraging itself into a truly pan-global solutions provider by working in partnership with various geometric potentialities most of which scale to user requirements by synergising with a wide range of scissor-based functions," said G C Wotsit, Adenews Publisher.
Along with the format change, Adenews will undergo a complete design overhaul. "We are particularly pleased with the new range of typefaces we have developed especially for Adenews," said Orinbook. "We have achieved a truly modern, cutting-edge look by going back to what the ancient Egyptians used to do and copying that."
The new font will be called Adenews Hieroglyphics and readers are advised to get themselves some sort of Rosetta Stone before Monday.