Hole in theme park continues to expand

Scientists have estimated that the hole discovered in the Man Mountain Adventure theme park is now larger that the United States and that it continues to expand. Environmentalists have postulated that the hole has been caused by people keeping their fridge doors closed and they are campaigning for free access to fridges all over the world.
Fortunately, structural problems, which might result in the hole situation becoming catastrophic, have been delayed by filling the void with trees uprooted from tropical rain forests. However, campaigners point out that this is a short term solution since it is only a matter of time until the rain forests have been completely cleared.
The Adenews environmental booklet: "Keeping the world a safe by covering your body in aluminium foil" is available from all good book sellers.