02 March 1996

How do you make a blog interesting?

Day 678: Four men wearing Janet Street-Porter masks burst into the Tesco Express in Darsbury Road, Worthing today and made off with £104-worth of organic chicken breasts. Fowl play is suspected.
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Day 961: I am so excited because I have finally decided on a new colour for my front door. It is going to be blue!
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Day 1236: In August 1957, Frank Sinatra visited Australia. Ostensibly he was on tour, but while there he negotiated for the transfer of 600 wallabies to the Chicago branch of the Mafia. Although the wallabies never left the country, they are still technically owned by an Italian company based in New Orleans.
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Day 4329: Certain key words lead fashion designers to the next season's colours. They gauge the national mood in terms of these words and then find images which represent them. Tearing random sections from these images and assembling them into a montage reveals certain colour themes. These are what the well dressed lady finds herself wearing next. This season's key word is "bollocks" and the colour that everyone will be wearing is a kind of browny-pink.
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