US-British English translator

It has come to our attention that some British readers are having difficulty in understanding terms used by the US government. In a bid to help with this problem, we have included a translation table.

US English	British English
Legal phone tap	Illegal phone tap
Extraordinary rendition	Kidnap
Collatoral damage	Deaths
Post invasion plan	Cock up
Federal Emergency Management Agency	Jobs for the boys
Middle Eastern democracy	Civil war
Non-proliferation	We don't trust anyone else to blow up the planet they way we will
Energy policy	Destroying the planet